cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

idk man i really wanna dye my bright orange but i dont know whether to do it properly in case i accidentally:

1. look like that ginger character from the muppets who goes ‘meep-meep-meep!’ all the time
2. look like that dumb bitch from paramore
3. give my mum a mini heart attack, we’re opposites when it comes to style, i like experimenting with my look whereas she’s a bit safe and sticks to what suits her best

but at the same time i’m bored of having dark hair, the last time i had light hair was about 3 years ago and then i went purple and then i went black last july, plus i’m pale so i’m sure the orange-hair thing might suit me

anyway, if i dont like it then i could always do what noel fielding did when he was blond that one time and got bored of it and just dye it black again :)

i’ll leave it until next week though to see if i still wanna dye it :)

leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible 

can we do it again i blinked

you got my wrong side, can ya take it again?